"When you have two babies it twins. If you have more than two, it's cubs."

ME: Maecyn, I can't believe you are already five years old and in school!!!
Maecyn: Mom, I can't believe you are so old and eat so much popcorn!!!

"When I grow up I want to be a Whale teacher."

Maecyn: Mama, do you like nightgowns?

Me: I guess so.

Maecyn: Why don't you wear them?

Me: Becuase I don't own any.

Maecyn: So..buy some.

Me: I don't have the money to go and buy some.

Maecyn: Do you want me to tell you how to make moneys?

Me: I'd looove you to tell me how to make money.

Maecyn: You just steal it from my piggy bank while I'm not looking.

We were talking about Maecyn starting school...

Me: Maecyn are you so excited to start school?

Maecyn: Yes, I am going to teach them SOOO many things!

When I grow up I want to be a photographer. No wait, I changed my mind. I want to be a Unicorn.

"I drew this beautiful picture. This one is me....you can tell because I'm tiny and pretty. This one is you.....you can tell buy the REALLY big nose. And, this one is grandpa Gary....you can tell by the feather on his head."

Graham was looking at houses online today and Maecyn, who was looking over his shoulder says, "Oh, that's a very nice space!"

Maecyn: I hope when we get to grandmas there is turkey cake.

Graham: Whats a turkey cake?

Maecyn: You know...it's that cake that you make with your feet?

Graham: You make it with your feet?

Maecyn: Ya the baking part, you make it with your feet the whole time.
Graham: Really??!!!

Maecyn: Ya, you use your feet when you sprinkle on the raisins.

There was a TV commercial for some toy on TV and this is what followed:
Maecyn: I wish you could be like that mom on TV.
Me: Why, what about her do you want me to be like?
Maecyn: Well, she looks really pretty and nice, you should be like that.

Me: Maecyn keep wiggling your tooth. Use your tongue.
Maecyn: You use YOUR tongue and wiggle it!

ewwwww

Maecyn is doing some "ballet"

Me: That's very pretty it's called an arabesque"

Maecyn: No, it's called an arakeet. It's a new word in England.

"Wrigley(our dog) is sooooo drunk!"

Me: Maecyn have you thought about what you want for Christmas?

Maecyn: Yes, I the castle we saw in that toy magazine.

Me: Oh Really? That castle was pretty expensive!

Maecyn: I don't mind.....

Wow, the babies peepee looks really swallowed. (swollen...... cringe)