ME: Maecyn, I can't believe you are already five years old and in school!!!
Maecyn: Mom, I can't believe you are so old and eat so much popcorn!!!

"When I grow up I want to be a Whale teacher."

Maecyn: Mama, do you like nightgowns?

Me: I guess so.

Maecyn: Why don't you wear them?

Me: Becuase I don't own any.

Maecyn: So..buy some.

Me: I don't have the money to go and buy some.

Maecyn: Do you want me to tell you how to make moneys?

Me: I'd looove you to tell me how to make money.

Maecyn: You just steal it from my piggy bank while I'm not looking.

We were talking about Maecyn starting school...

Me: Maecyn are you so excited to start school?

Maecyn: Yes, I am going to teach them SOOO many things!

When I grow up I want to be a photographer. No wait, I changed my mind. I want to be a Unicorn.