Graham was looking at houses online today and Maecyn, who was looking over his shoulder says, "Oh, that's a very nice space!"

Maecyn: I hope when we get to grandmas there is turkey cake.

Graham: Whats a turkey cake?

Maecyn: You know...it's that cake that you make with your feet?

Graham: You make it with your feet?

Maecyn: Ya the baking part, you make it with your feet the whole time.
Graham: Really??!!!

Maecyn: Ya, you use your feet when you sprinkle on the raisins.

There was a TV commercial for some toy on TV and this is what followed:
Maecyn: I wish you could be like that mom on TV.
Me: Why, what about her do you want me to be like?
Maecyn: Well, she looks really pretty and nice, you should be like that.

Me: Maecyn keep wiggling your tooth. Use your tongue.
Maecyn: You use YOUR tongue and wiggle it!

ewwwww

Maecyn is doing some "ballet"

Me: That's very pretty it's called an arabesque"

Maecyn: No, it's called an arakeet. It's a new word in England.

"Wrigley(our dog) is sooooo drunk!"

Me: Maecyn have you thought about what you want for Christmas?

Maecyn: Yes, I the castle we saw in that toy magazine.

Me: Oh Really? That castle was pretty expensive!

Maecyn: I don't mind.....

Wow, the babies peepee looks really swallowed. (swollen...... cringe)

I was giving the baby a bath, Maecyn was laying over my back and says, "You're so comfortable I could eat a pig."

Me: Wow, something in our car smells REALLY bad.

Maecyn: It's just Nuggy's penis.

Me: Maecyn, what do you want for dinner?

Maecyn: A pigeon sandwich.

"The puppy is jumping on the door, he wants to be an astronaut."

Maecyn told me that she wants to have a baby girl and name her spinny kangaroo.

So...I'm telling Maecyn about the cat in the hat. I say, You'll like him, he's a really funny cat! To which she replies......Why? does he poop on things?

Just to clear things up......"Chicken noodle soup helps you when you are sick. Like..if you have a sore throat, or a fever.....A fever is like a beaver....yup".

We were getting in the car and Maecyn says, "Hang-gliding is really great for me, if only it was a little easier!'

"I smell as hungry as a chicken"

While looking out the car window: "Look!!! I see a helicopter! Or...it could just be a flying banana."

Apparently after Thursday is Friderday....So i'm told anyway

Maecyn quote of the day, "I love the song row your boat, you know why? It says but in it." awesome

This looney Toon told me today, "You have to play Super Mario 3 with me or, I will throw you in the trash can

I had a picture appt this am, I had everything ready and the last order of business before leaving home was to brush Maecyns teeth. She has a mouth full of toothpaste, and takes a drink of water to rinse....and sneezes it all out right in my face.....classic

Maecyn just put a ring on my finger and said, "Do you take me to be your awful wedded wife?

All thanks to Graham, Maecyn is walking around my house right now yelling, "I"ve got to take a grumpy

How I woke up this am.....I got smacked in the face with a fancy nancy book as Maecyn yelled...."Must....read....books!"

The loving words Maecyns shared with me today, "You have monkey ears". and....."If I'm a seaturtle, you must be a whale.

Meacyn just told me..."I think the baby is moving to your bum. It's getting bigger."

Maecyn just came into the room with nursing pads in her dress. When I asked her what they were for she says..."Just in case I need to feed someone....

My fav maecyn quotes of the week...."The babies peepee looks different than mine. Because of this and this(pointing), but it's okay, mine looked just like his when I was a baby." AND...." I colored this broken down rocket ship. It's broken down becuase its out of pancakes and it runs on batteries."

Inappropriate post coming right up.....Maecyn quote of the day, "I just poopooed so big it was like I had a cat tail!".....speechless...

Inappropriate post #2...Maecyn quote of the day..."the babies peepee is sticking straight up...like a cloud".

I tell Maecyn this morning...."We get to take Nuggy to a special Dr. today who may be able to help him be more happy." She replies with, "Mama, Nuggy just doesn't like you....."

Me:"Goodnight Maecyn I love you so much!"
Maecyn: "Ya, you smell like throwup"....as she turns her back to me to go to bed

Maecyn:"Nuggy said he hates me. Oh and he said i cant wear these shoes cuz they dont match"

Maecyn: "Wow, this weather sure can change fast here, strange."

Fine???!!!!

Maecyn was coughing her head off today so I ask her if she's okay. She says, "Mooom, I"m FINE!" and then throws up. Rad...

Polite as a princess......

Two in a row.....
AS she pokes my belly "Wow, there sure must be a baby in there, it's REALLY big"
"Hey, Hey, I farted on the couch"
What a polite lady I have....

Can You feel the love?

Maecyn: I wish we didn't have to take Nuggy to the store with us.

Me: Why? What else should we do, just leave him at home?

Maecyn: No....it starts with THRA(She is very big right now on giving clues to what she is thinking by saying the first part of the word)

Me: What? GRA? We should leave him at grandmas house?

Maecyn: NO, THRA, we should just throw him away.....

*As we walked outside Maecyn said, "Wow there's quite a blustery breeze out today"!

Even though this kid has been potty trained for over two years, every once in a while she must forget that. She knows that if she has an accident there is a good chance she will get in trouble. I walked past her room and when she saw me she instantly had that "Oh crap I got caught" look on her face. I asked her what she was up to and she of course said nothing. When I peeked in on her a little bit later she was sitting with her back to the door just staring at the wall. I tackled her on the bed to try and get to the bottom of it. She had peed in her undies but knew that if she changed said undies I would know she had peed in them. SO....she just grabbed a blanket from her baby dolls and shoved it in her undies thinking she could soak it all up and no one would be the wiser. While I was highly annoyed that she did it, I was secretly thinking this kid is too smart for her own good.